Welcome to assbirds, my homebase on the internet. Assbirds was started sometime in November 2006 as a replacement to outmoded.net. Assbirds began as a radio.blog, but then everyone had a radio.blog, so I gave up and now it's purely storage. The original playlist is still up and functional if you want to take a listen anyway.

And don't ask about the name--seriously, you won't get an answer.

There's really no way to describe me, except for maybe by my DNA--and even then you'd never be able to pinpoint me in a crowd. The only consistent thing about me is my unpredictability.